In da club


It's my birthday and I know you wouldn't expect me to stay at home, clapping and wiggling like someone who just lost his mother, I thought

I said, going to the club could spice up my day with some lovely musical beats, add beautiful color to my special day and swing everybody into dancing

 So I settled for club


It's my day, don't try stopping now

So, we left home for the club with my goons

The reality is, am a club addict, catching fun elsewhere if not club always looks like a cemetery to me

BJ drove my Lexus, I wish you were there to rate my outfit, I tell you, you would but beg me to date your sister🤪🤪🤪

I rode to the club with my goons

My outfit was a killer, a smooth one  was a definition of expensiveness

I was feeling lucky that night

I got the attention of everybody, they couldn't stop but to look at my amazing outfit

Tinuke, my ex gf found it hard to look away, her eyes were caught feeding on "my expensive shit"

I sprawled into the club with my goons, just like G unit troops


I caught Roseline, the lady I tried asking out last week, she couldn't stop reading my expensive figure

I was moving correct, right there in the club

I needed not to be introduced, my outfit had already announced me

I became a television series, everybody was watching for the night

I became a king with an invincible crown*

I was feeling like a superstar

We partied with dances and drinks throughout the night

We drank to stupor and we all got drunk

We left the club and got into the car, the next thing I knew was that I found myself being attended to by a doctor on the hospital bed

Then I turned to the other side, there I saw my mom's cheeks laced with unsettled tears gushing out from her eyes

Then I tried moving my right leg and lo and behold, it was immovable

Then I began to realize what was happening

I said Mom, what is happening here

She moved closer to me and said son, everything is well

I responded like a tamed beast, it is not well Mom, as a matter of, I've been tame
Then I looked around  for Beejay and the rest

I said Mom, where are my friends?

My mom responded with tears again, I asked again in a silent voice, mom where is Beejay, Frank, Tom, and Felix?

I tried explaining, we both left the club that night and this time my mom couldn't hold it anymore

She said, doctors tried reviving their lives but theirs escaped into the land of the dead

There I was speechless, that was a big blow directed to my chest

I was there thinking on the sickbed, so I won't be able to gist, dine and wine with my friends again

What a sudden calamity!

Sincerely no day is exempted from evil

Every day is pregnant with evil and goodness

So, I wouldn't call a clubhouse, a center for evil manifestation

As a matter of fact, we have heard of cases of people that died right inside the church, so who are we to judge?

It is not about wining and dining in the clubhouse, it is about what we do with our lives

It is not about working in the church, it is about doing the will of God

It is not just about where you are, it is about what you do at where you are

Choose your part

Where will you prefer to be?

What will you prefer to do, anywhere you find yourself

More importantly, what will you be doing when no one is watching you

Many might say, those that died as a result of their drunkenness are undoubtedly going to hell, but I will say let us leave that for God to judge

What of those that appear as Saints and angels on the outside? But has been tested as beasts in their closets

What of those that appear as Saints in the church of God but are notorious sinners in the world

What of those that dress decently? But right inside their hearts reside the highest evil of this world

What of those that raise their stinking hands-on Sunday! But are the true definitions of immorality in the world


What of those that can quote scriptural verses like multiplication table 1? But are the real definitions of pride, finding it hard to say sorry becomes a difficult task for them to deliver

So who are we to condemn men with the words of our mouths?

The judgment belongs to God

Conclusively, let us know the God we serve and we can't achieve that  if we don't study his words

Study and do what is inside the words of God not what is said  as a basis by any man

Thanks for reading

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